Who’s there?
I’m tired and don’t have the brainpower to post.
Fortunately, it’s Delurking Week, so I’ve got a good excuse for a zero-efforty post. Everyone reading this is encouraged to post a comment to say hi. And if you feel so inclined, post your favorite knock-knock joke.
Mine is:
Knock Knock (KK)
Who’s there? (WT?)
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a knock knock joke.
(As Moxie points out, If you don’t have a blog, and you don’t want your email shown to the world, post a fake URL, and your email address will be hidden to everyone but me. If you don’t want ME to know your email address, go ahead and post a fake one.)
January 11th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Just saying hi. 🙂 Here’s my contribution to the knock knock joke pile:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo, who?
Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?
January 11th, 2006 at 10:28 pm
From my four year old (now five, but who’s counting):
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange?
January 11th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
Hi. Sadly, due to a tragic overabundance of knock knock joke books in our house, I know a lot of them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Zombies
Zombies who?
Zombies sting if you step on them.
I know it’s not funny. Unfortunately, my daughter disagrees.
January 11th, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Hi there..
I don’t know any knock knock jokes so I’ll contribute my favorite stupid joke:
What do you get if you line up 100 rabbits and one of them takes a step forward?
A HARE-line fracture.
hahahaha
January 12th, 2006 at 12:05 am
Hi, I like your blog, esp the book reviews.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
General Lee
General Lee who?
Generally, I do not tell jokes
January 12th, 2006 at 12:09 am
Hi, here to delurk. I really enjoy your blog. And here is my favorite KK joke:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
January 12th, 2006 at 12:18 am
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pennsylvania!
Or, as my younger brother used to tell it when he was 2 1/2:
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencils! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
January 12th, 2006 at 12:24 am
Happy National Delurking week. Alas, I know no jokes that haven’t been used.
January 12th, 2006 at 5:21 am
I have never heard of delurking week, but what a great idea!
Here’s my daughter’s favorite joke:
What flowers live between your nose and your chin?
TULIPS!
(She’s turning 5 next week, and so is easily amused.)
January 12th, 2006 at 5:47 am
Happy delurking week! I am a recent arrival to your blog but I really enjoy it.
Oh the jokes never end on my 5-yr-old’s world. Here’s the one he’s been doing over and over and OVER this morning:
KK
WT
Cow Go
Cow Go Who
No, cow go “moo.”
BYT, I just tried all of the above jokes on him to great success.
🙂
January 12th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Hello!
January 12th, 2006 at 9:26 am
You know I visit a lot, but I wanted to share my two favorite men jokes. Used a lot when I was in the Navy, in retaliation for you can imagine what. One fairly crass, beware!
Why do men walk around with that stupid grin on their faces all the time? Because they’re stupid!
Why are men’s brains bigger than dog’s brains? So that they won’t pant and start humping your leg at a party. (Punchline usually followed by comments of “Oh, but they DO!!”)
January 12th, 2006 at 10:57 am
I’m not so good with the knock knock jokes. But I thought I’d say hi anyway.
Hi!
January 12th, 2006 at 11:05 am
Happy De-Lurking Week!!!
January 12th, 2006 at 11:08 am
KK
WT?
Ah.
Ah who?
Gesundheit!
BTW the above-mentioned “orange/orange/banana” KK joke was the first my 5YO ever heard, which has led her to believe a KK joke simply mentions fruit. This is how you get to the following:
KK
WT?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana that ate an orange.
(ROTFL) (Or shall I say the 5YO is ROTFL.)
January 12th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Happy delurking! I always enjoy when a new post from your blog comes up on my Bloglines feeds. Yours is one of my favorite blogs!
January 12th, 2006 at 11:54 am
OK, I’m not really delurking, since I’m not a new commenter here, but this is my favorite KK joke (and it actually makes me laugh at age 32).
KK
WT?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting [interrupt and say Moo!]
Lyra finds it equally amusing with other animals.
January 12th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Well, my daughter (3) hasn’t discovered knock knock jokes yet, and none spring to mind from my past… so I’ll have to skip that part. But I will at least say hello!
January 12th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Hi! No knock-knock jokes, so I’ll substitute a light-bulb joke:
Q: How many [ethnic] mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: “Oh, no, that’s all right, dear – don’t worry about me. I’ll just sit here in the dark.”
January 12th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Knock-knock.
Who’se there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning.
January 12th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Delurking-
“Sheep in a jeep on a hill that’s steep.
Uh oh! The jeep won’t go.
Sheep leap to push the jeep.
Sheep shove. Sheep grunt.
Sheep don’t think to look up front.”
ending in, “Jeep for sale. Cheap.”
So it’s not a KK joke- but still one of our favorites.
January 12th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. (This is best done with your kids and not someone like your boss).
My daughter (now just 4) went through a phase of making up her own KK jokes last summer, which is mercifully over now. They all went something like this:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frog.
Frog who?
Frog jumped on car! HA HA HA HA HA….
January 12th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Mrs. Coulter stole my knock-knock joke!
Now I’m going to have to use the potty humor one that N thinks is the Funniest. Thing. Ever.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Squish mop
Squish mop who?
You said squish my poo!!! (Hysterical laughter ensues)
January 12th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Knock knock! I’m delurking!
January 12th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
I don’t comment often, but I lurk! Love your blog, natch.
Here’s my favorite:
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Control Freak!
(just as the other person begins to speak you say) Now you say “Control Freak Who?”
January 12th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
I can’t beat that last knock knock joke.
But thought I would say hello anyhow.
January 12th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Hi there!
January 12th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Hi. Delurking.
My favorite knock knock jokes starts out with you asking another person to start the joke:
You: I’ve got a great knock knock joke. You start it!
Other person: Knock! Knock!
You: Who’s there?
Hilarity ensues.
January 12th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
These are good! My daughter (3) similarly thinks that knock knock jokes can be combined with fruit references, so she tells one that goes something like
KK
WT
Tomato
Tomato who
Orange you glad I love you
January 12th, 2006 at 11:35 pm
Hi. Great blog – and great collection of KK jokes!
January 13th, 2006 at 12:08 am
hello!
January 13th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
You already got my favorite KK jokes (“interrupting cow” is the biggie in our family right now), but I thought I’d say hi anyway.
January 13th, 2006 at 6:59 pm
Er… I’ll have to pass on the Knock Knock jokes. I’m not a parent yet and it’s been while since I heard any half decent ones – hello, though.
January 14th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Creepy smalltime thief in a cheap apartment.
Creepy smalltime thief in a a cheap apartment who?
Creepy smalltime thief who finds delurkers very interesting and would love to initiate a conversation ending in a brief stalking period.
Wanna play again?
January 16th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Hey! I left a delurking comment here a few days ago but now it’s gone. Dangit. Well, anyway, hi!
January 17th, 2006 at 11:28 am
Ack, late again. (Does it say something about me intellectually that I chose to post on the knock-knock joke thread and not on the NYT feminist argument thread?)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel broken? I had to knock!
January 18th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
My favorite knock knock joke, and my kids are 10 and 12 so I’ve heard them all:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!